Daniel: (while reading an article about ancient Rome) Ewww, Ms. Fletcher did you know that girls in there early teens would marry men in their thirties!!
Robert: That's sick!! They have mustaches and everything.
Daniel: I know, ugh.
Robert: The men are all crusty already...
(apparently crustiness begins in your thirties)
Robert: It's illegal for a man to marry a really old lady
Me: No it's not, Robert.
Robert: But that would be all gross...she's get all shriveled up before you.
Daniel: (inexplicably singing) She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky! Yow!
(yep, I'm changing lives.)
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be careful with the 30 is old talk... :)
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you have a really good job.
I loved this. I laughed so hard. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteYou're changing my life, Jess, because you keep making me LAUGH OUT LOUD!
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