Friday, May 8, 2009

Eavesdropping on Period 3

Daniel: (while reading an article about ancient Rome) Ewww, Ms. Fletcher did you know that girls in there early teens would marry men in their thirties!!
Robert: That's sick!! They have mustaches and everything.
Daniel: I know, ugh.
Robert: The men are all crusty already...

(apparently crustiness begins in your thirties)

Robert: It's illegal for a man to marry a really old lady
Me: No it's not, Robert.
Robert: But that would be all gross...she's get all shriveled up before you.
Daniel: (inexplicably singing) She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky! Yow!

(yep, I'm changing lives.)


  1. be careful with the 30 is old talk... :)

  2. "shrivel up before you"
    "all crusty"

    you have a really good job.

  3. I loved this. I laughed so hard. Thank you.

  4. You're changing my life, Jess, because you keep making me LAUGH OUT LOUD!