Wednesday, February 17, 2010

So, you know how I'm a teacher?

In the last month, two students have thrown up in my classroom. Both of these boys threw up on their desks. Like, didn't even make a move to run out of the room or to a trash can. Just barfed on their notebooks. Seriously?!?!

On the Ancient Israel test, they had to list five of the ten commandments. One boy wrote all of his as excalamations. As in, "You shall not commit adultery!" and "You shall not have other gods before me!" It's like the ten commandments are on the back of a DVD cover, describing a wacky adventure!

I was talking the other day and said, "Okay my children..." and a boy said, "Yes, my lady?" I told him not to call me that because it was creepy. He's called me that for the last three days straight.

9 comments:

  1. I just started reading your blog, but apparently no one remembered "How to Cure Vomiting" from last month!

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  2. Haha, that's awesome Holly! Way to bring that back around! :)

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  3. Very funny! It is so hard to deal with vomit. Personally, I have such a low tolerance to vomit, and start to gag when it occurs. There have been many times, that kids have vomited in my classroom or on the bus in route to a field trip, and I am pretty much holding back my need to throw up as well. Ugh.

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  5. Consistant with "reverse positioning" understand the REAL Second Coming would equate with The Matrix's Anti-Christ, the fake battle of good and evil which will come at the end.
    I have spoken on this issue in years past. Understanding how they use the political encviornment to redefine people's value system, realize anyone who speaks of the old world and its ways will envoke hatred. So when/if the Anti-Christ comes along speaking of reverting back to what liberalism would consider repressed and immoral may be the only hope to salvage the god's favor and keep moving forward rather than begin the 1000 year clock. The fake Second Coming will feed into this political enviornment.
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  6. Teaching is a great job i am also a teacher in a primary school near to my house.

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